You are standing under a surgical UFO spotlight on an empty road to nowhere.

In front of you is the autobahn to the future along with a sign that says: “DJ Schlager Bangers”.
Behind you is the obstacle course of your past. It is marked “Your wet Karaoke nightmare”
What will you do?

✘ Dream of a Future that will likely never happen

✘ Dwell on your glorious past

✓ Ride your hydraulic pogo stick to Valhalla at the HYPER HYPER

Part Submission, part Domination, absolute inhalation of noble Helium gas.

The taboo art form of participatory performance has never been so accessible, never have the stakes been so low.
Now is your chance to shake your ass to the horniest beats and the melodic horrors of untamed self expression at the same time.

“The only event where helium is a performance enhancing drug…” – A Veteran of the Italian Juggalo Scene

Well Trained Monkey, the Minneapolis-based one-person electro-funk Calypso band, will open.